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Subject: Self-help that knows it’s silly.
From: Scotty Boxa · To: The Flock · Mondays
Hi,
Real short thought, no plug at the end.
Most self-help is written from a finish line that doesn’t actually exist. The author has “made it.” They have the routine, the relationship, the abs, the calm. They are writing back from the other side, telling you how to get there. The implication is that there is a there.
There isn’t.
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